Persona

 I’m going commando with this post. It’s the penultimate night before the last day of the year. Basically a shitty year, but they’ve all been shitty since most of my family passed away. This isn’t about sorrow or anger even. It’s about who the hell I’m going to be next year? I’ve grown bored with my current persona.

I heard Walmart might have some vending machines inside that dispense personas.  I may just take a walk down there in the coming new year, purchase a new me, maybe a few lotto scratchers while I’m at it as well.

I have no intention of doing this sober. I’ll wear my bodycam, and carry a stun gun on my person. Depending upon the weather I may wear special clothing. There are freaks high on all manner of mind altering drugs lurking between my house and Walmart. And Walmart is no safe haven, I expect to call upon my knowledge of self defense, a two week class back in 1977 is all I ever needed. It was an intense course taught by a Master therefore I am confident. 70 30 – That’s all I need to know.

I also have a roll of undeveloped film that has sat dormant in a camera for over 20 years. I have no idea what will develop.